Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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