But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Let's paint friendship bongs
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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