There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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