It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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