At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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