I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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