I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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