In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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