i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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