Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Semen is not good for contacts.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Randomize