I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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