dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My vagina just clenched in fear
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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