So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
love makes seman taste better
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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