Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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