I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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