you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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