Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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