Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's shark week go big or go home
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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