i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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