My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My breasts were aching with rage.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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