you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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