This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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