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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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