its not stalking. its research.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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