Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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