i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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