My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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