Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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