why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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