I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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