24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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