Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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