love makes seman taste better
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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