Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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