why didn't you poke me back
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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