She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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