maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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