i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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