I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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