fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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