Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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