windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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