You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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