Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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