I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just cut my nipple shaving
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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