sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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