you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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