found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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