Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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