he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Let's get the cat blown out
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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